Knife Club

Knife Club are a DIY Punk supergroup featuring members of Haest, Nosebleed, Faintest Idea, Casual Nausea, Revenge Of The Psychotronic Man, Mousebrass and Matilda’s Scoundrels. Knife Club were formed at Wotsit Called Festival in 2018 after Eliott Verity (Nosebleed) and Dan Flanagan (Haest/Matilda’s Scoundrels) drunkenly decided they wanted to start a band and get matching tattoos. They subsequently went around the venue and randomly invited the other members, who were all playing at Wotsit Called, to join. Obviously getting the tattoo was non-negotiable. Zoë Barrow (Casual Nausea/Mousebrass), Chris ‘Big Hands’ Hinsley (Revenge Of The Psychotronic Man), Dani Rascal (Faintest Idea) and Andy Davies (Revenge Of The Psychotronic Man) all agreed, probably assuming it would never actually happen. With band members living in Hastings, Ipswich, Kings Lynn, Manchester and Leeds the band had to endure a bitter North versus South divide and practises that can only be described as ‘logistical nightmares’. In fact, prior to hitting the studio to record "We Are Knife Club", the band had managed just one practise with everyone there. Knife Club kept their identities secret until their debut album "We Are Knife Club" went on pre-order, yet again taking a joke too far and subsequently annoying/exciting everyone with their #whoareknifeclub? hype campaign. Then Covid19 happened and all their gigs got cancelled. Maybe #sociallydistancedsongwritingandbandpractisesbeforeitwascool is a better hashtag? In 2021, the Knife Club party finally made it to the stage.

We Are Knife Club (2020)

01 - Making A Big Meal Of It
02 - Schnitt Mit Dem Küchenmesser
03 - Remember The Gold Dollar Sign Hoodie?
04 - Artex
05 - The Tibby Tan Tiger
06 - Working Class Tories
07 - The 1%
08 - I Mean, I'd Probably Take An Adidas Endorsement
09 - Killing Two Birds With Two Stones
10 - Do You Want A Knife With That Salad?
11 - 27% Of Statistics
12 - TNSClub7

Lockdown Acoustic EP (2020)

01 - Stay Safe. Don't Die
02 - Bozo Is An Underused Insult
03 - Remember The Gold Dollar Sign Hoodie?
04 - The Tibby Tan Tiger
05 - You Can Only Try Your Best

Club Classics (2022)

01 - TNSclub7 (Syd.31 Mix)
02 - 27% Of Statistics (73% Proof Mix)
03 - Schnitt Mit Dem Dubstep
04 - Do You Want A Knife With That Salad (Don't Run With Scissors Mix)
05 - I Mean I'd Probably Take An Adidas Endorsement (Superstar Mix)
06 - Itchy Brain Dub 2.0
07 - 1% Societal Collapse Remix
08 - Making A Big Meal Of It (I Don't Like It Mix)
09 - Free Spirits / Bad Attitude
10 - Killing Two Birds With Two Stones (Devoid Mix)
11 - The Tibby Tan Tiger (Humm Bugg Mix)
12 - Bozo Is An Underused Insult (Half An Hour On Me Bontempi Mix)
13 - Stay Safe. Don't Die (Hasjcore Locked Down Mix)
14 - I Bet You'd Forgotten About The Gold Dollar Sign Hoodie
15 - Working Class Tories (Hobopope Mix)
16 - You Can Only Try Your Best Dance Moves
17 - Do You Want A Knife With That Salad (ET Mix)

Our Club, Our Rules (2023)

01 - Repeat, Repeat
02 - Stolen Focus
03 - Today
04 - You'll Hear My Voice
05 - Free Spirits / Bad Attitude
06 - Bozo Is An Underused Insult
07 - A Ballad Of Sorrow
08 - No Motivation
09 - Don't Get Me Started
10 - You Can Only Try Your Best
11 - Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Knife Club Are In The Room
12 - You Can Only Try Your Best (Bonus)

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