Davey Porter And The Young Republicans

Davey Porter was raised in the backwoods of North Carolina by a family of deer. When he came of age at 14, he grew his first beard and ate his parents. During his troubled adolescence he dabbled in drugs and alternative religions, but eventually he kicked caffeine and found his true calling in voodoo economics. Porter headed his first transnational corporation when he was 22, with Milton Friedman hailing him as "someone I've never met," and the SEC calling him "a person of interest." When not spreading the gospel of wealth or testing pharmaceuticals on shelter animals in his Manhattan home, he manages a Rock 'N' Roll band that he hopes will infect wayward youth with a conservative ethos. He's recruited the nation's top embezzler of charitable foundations, Texas Pete, whose devotion to the cause also fulfills his community service requirements. Alyse was convinced to join the group on bass after a stage hypnotist slipped her a roofie, but no one expects charges to be filed until she recovers her long-term memory. Dudley stepped into the limelight after three years in the merchant marines and two acquittals on domestic assault charges, and is now the proud public face of the moral majority. With a KBR sponsorhip and Porter's recent purchase of the internet, the band is poised to make history in their own image.

Music often comes with political undertones, but rare is the band that takes such a blatant comedic approach as Davey Porter and the Young Republicans do. They do it well, and they do it with a transparent disregard for anyone's feelings on songs like "Napalm Sticks to Kids," "Who Would Jesus Bomb," and "Get Back in the Kitchen." Porter and his Punk trio are unapologetically offensive, roasting nearly every aspect of society. Nearly lost among all the jokes is the fact that they're also a great band — they just happen to make you laugh and squirm along the way.

Mistakes Were Made (2011)

01 - If You're Not Right You're Wrong

02 - Barack Osama

03 - Get Back In The Kitchen

04 - Napalm Sticks To Kids

05 - That's When The Ninjas Attacked

06 - Walmart

07 - I Am The Infidel

08 - Who Would Jesus Bomb

09 - We Do What We Want

10 - Nailin Sarah Palin

11 - I Wanna Be A Pundit

12 - Republicans

13 - Time To Conform

14 - BFF

15 - Donkey Punch A Democrat

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