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Splodgenessabounds


Splodgenessabounds are an English Punk Rock band formed in Peckham, South London. The band is associated with the Oi! and Punk pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge (born Martin Everest). They have scored three UK Singles Chart entries, including one Top 10 hit and a second Top 30 hit. The band were originally fronted by Max Splodge and his girlfriend of the time, who was known as Baby Greensleeves. The band won a recording contract with Deram Records after finishing runner-up in the 1979 Battle Of The Bands contest, even though Deram was planning to cease all activities in the music markets outside of classical music.




Splodgenessabounds (1981)

01 - The Malcolm Opera
02 - Whimsy Zoom Zoom
03 - It's That Sound
04 - I Feel In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden Nw10
05 - Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
06 - Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thunderstorm
07 - Poison Babies Vs. Batman (Featuring The Pints)
08 - Two Little Boys
09 - Rolf
10 - I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Himble Abode
11 - Porky Scratchings
12 - Simon Templer
13 - Desert Island Joe
14 - What's That Funny Noise
15 - Wiffy Smells
16 - Two Pints (Dub)


In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts (1982)

01 - Pooh 'Oo's Trumped
02 - In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts
03 - 'Old Ya Cherries
04 - Tough Shit Wilson
05 - My Baked Bean
06 - Crabs
07 - Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
08 - Freefall From Paradise
09 - Graffitti
10 - Renfrew
11 - A Very Unfunny Comedian?
12 - What's Thru' This Doorrrrrr...
13 - Pathetique
14 - Pilchard Freak
15 - Mouth And Trousers
16 - We Luv We
17 - Give It Some Bollox
18 - No No Yeah
19 - Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
20 - 'Ole In The Wall
21 - Slooshalongamax
22 - Cigarette
23 - Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
24 - Delilah
25 - Lager Top
26 - Sandra
27 - My Grandma (Hurly Burly)


Live And Loud!! (1988)

01 - Intro
02 - Hold You Cherries
03 - Crabs
04 - I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
05 - Tough Shit Wilson
06 - Two Little Boys
07 - Pathetique
08 - Bohemian Walkway
09 - Morning Milky
10 - Michael Booths Talking Bum
11 - The Butterfly Song
12 - Two Pints Of Lager...


A Nightmare On Rude Street (1991)

01 - Touch Of The Rods
02 - Answers On A Postcard
03 - Double Entendres
04 - Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
05 - Lager In The House
06 - Go The Whole Hog
07 - Dangerous
08 - Not Many People Know That
09 - Haemorrhoids
10 - Rude Boy
11 - They're Coming To Take Me Away


I Don't Know (2000)

01 - Scrapyard
02 - My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
03 - Poochie
04 - I Wouldn't Lie
05 - Having A Beer
06 - Lullaby Of Mongolia
07 - Truncheon Meat Squad
08 - Poochie (Slight Return)
09 - I Don't Know
10 - Mongols On The Streets Of London
11 - I'm Angry
12 - Singing Out Of Tune
13 - Ghengis Khan
14 - The Things That Make The Mongols So Great
15 - Patrick Moore


The Artful Splodger (2001)

01 - Primrose Of The Valley
02 - Bloody Disgrace
03 - Nausea Vomiting Diarrhea
04 - A Fistful Of Shitters
05 - Don't You Just Hate It
06 - Storm From The East
07 - The Laughing Policeman
08 - 667, The Neighbour Of The Beast
09 - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
10 - Woe Is Me
11 - A Tinny Or Two
12 - Parallel Lines
13 - Not As Easy As It Looks
14 - I Don't Know What Did I Do That For
15 - Egg Sandwich
16 - What I Do Behind Closed Doors


Splodgenessabounds (2001)

01 - The Malcom Opera
02 - Whimsy Zoom Zoom
03 - It's That Sound
04 - I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
05 - Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
06 - Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thunderstorm
07 - Poison Babies Vs. Batman
08 - Two Little Boys
09 - Rolf
10 - I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Humble Abode
11 - Porky Scratchings
12 - Simon Templer
13 - Desert Island Joe
14 - What's That Funny Noise?
15 - Wiffy Smells
16 - Two Pints (Dub)
17 - Michael Booth's Talking Bum
18 - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please
19 - We're Pathetique
20 - Isubaleene (Part 2)
21 - Saying Goodbye To His Horse
22 - Sox
23 - The Butterfly Song
24 - Bicycle Seat
25 - Cowpunk Medlum
26 - Brown Paper
27 - Have You Got A Light Boy?
28 - Morning Milky
29 - Yarmouth Five O
30 - Brown Paper (Dub)


Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please! (2005)

01 - Scrapyard
02 - My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
03 - Nausea, Vomiting & Diarrhoea
04 - Two Little Boys
05 - Bloody Disgrace
06 - Wiffy Smells
07 - Go The Whole Hog
08 - I Fell In Love With A Female
09 - Tough Shit Wilson
10 - I Don't Know What I Did That For
11 - Answers On A Postcard
12 - Haemorrhoids
13 - What's That Funny Noise
14 - Tommy The Christmas Tree
15 - Mongolian Civil War
16 - Mongols On The Streets Of London
17 - What I Did Behind Closed Doors
18 - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please!


The Albums (2018)

CD 01 - Splodgenessabounds:
01 - The Malcolm Opera: a) 'Course You Can Malcolm b) Malcom's Mum c) Blocked Up Noses Aren't Much Fun
02 - Whimsy Zoom Zoom
03 - It's That Sound
04 - I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10
05 - Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
06 - Blown Away Like A Fart In A Thunderstorm
07 - Poison Babies Vs Batman (Feat. The Pints)
08 - Two Little Boys
09 - Rolf
10 - I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Humble Abode
11 - Porky Scratchings
12 - Simon Templer
13 - Desert Island Joe (Feat. Des O'Island)
14 - What's That Funny Noise?
15 - Wiffy Smells
16 - Two Pints (Dub)
17 - Michael Booth's Talking Bum
18 - Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps Please
19 - We're Pathetique (Splodge)
20 - Isubaleene (Part 2) (Splodge)
21 - Saying Goodbye To His Horse
22 - Sox
23 - The Butterfly Song
24 - Bicycle Seat (Max Splodge)
25 - Bicycle Seat (Dub) (Max Splodge)
26 - Cowpunk Medium
27 - Brown Paper
28 - Have You Got A Light Boy?
29 - Morning Milky
30 - Yarmouth 5-0
31 - Brown Paper (Dub)

CD 02 - In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts:
01 - Pooh 'Oo's Trumped
02 - In Search Of The Seven Golden Gussetts
03 - 'Old Ya Cherries
04 - Tough Shit Wilson
05 - My Baked Bean
06 - Crabs
07 - Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
08 - Freefall From Paradise
09 - Graffiti
10 - Renfrew
11 - A Very Unfunny Comedian?
12 - What's Thru' This Doorrrrrr...
13 - Pathetique
14 - Pilchard Freak
15 - Mouth And Trousers
16 - We Luv We
17 - Give It Some Bollox
18 - No No Yeah
19 - Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
20 - 'Ole In The Wall
21 - Slooshalongamax
22 - Cigarette
23 - Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
24 - Delilah (Max 'N' Gal (The Brothers Gonad))
25 - Lager Top (Max 'N' Gal (The Brothers Gonad))
26 - Sandra (Max 'N' Gal (The Brothers Gonad))
27 - My Grandma (Hurly Burly) (Iko Iko) (Max 'N' Gal (The Brothers Gonad))
28 - The 12 Days Of Christmas (Max Splodge)
29 - Two Little Boys (The Demos)
30 - Two Pints Of Lager (The Demos)
31 - Delirious (The Demos)

CD 03 - A Nightmare On Rude Street:
01 - Touch Of The Rods (A Day In The Life Of A Quireboy)
02 - Answers On A Postcard
03 - Double Entendres (Song For Finbarr)
04 - Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
05 - Lager In The House
06 - Go The Whole Hog
07 - Dangerous
08 - Not Many People Know That
09 - Haemorrhoids
10 - Rude Boy
11 - They're Coming To Take Me Away
12 - Intro (Live)
13 - 'Old Ya Cherries (Live)
14 - Crabs (Live)
15 - I Fell In Love With A Female Plumber From Harlesden NW10 (Live)
16 - Tough Shit Wilson (Live)
17 - Two Little Boys (Live)
18 - Pathetique (Live)
19 - Bohemian Walkway (Live)
20 - Morning Milky (Live)
21 - Michael Booth's Talking Bum (Live)
22 - The Butterfly Song (Live)
23 - What's That Funny Noise (Live)
24 - Two Pints Of Lager (Live)
25 - Big Boy Shorts (Live)
26 - Shang A Lang (Live)

CD 04 - I Don't Know:
01 - Scrapyard
02 - My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
03 - Poochie
04 - I Wouldn't Lie
05 - Having A Beer
06 - Lullaby Of Mongolia
07 - Truncheon Meat Squad
08 - Poochie (Slight Return)
09 - I Don't Know
10 - Mongols On The Streets Of London
11 - I'm Angry
12 - Singing Out Of Tune
13 - Genghis Khan
14 - The Things That Make The Mongols So Great
15 - Patrick Moore (He Talks To Me)

CD 05 - The Artful Splodger:
01 - Primrose Of The Valley
02 - Bloody Disgrace
03 - Nausea, Vomiting, Diahorea
04 - A Fistful Of Shitters
05 - Don't You Just Hate It
06 - Storm From The East
07 - The Laughing Policeman
08 - 667, The Neighbour Of The Beast
09 - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
10 - Woe Is Me
11 - Tinny Or Two
12 - Parallel Lines
13 - Not As Easy As It Looks
14 - What Did I Do That For?
15 - Egg Sandwich
16 - What I Do Behind Closed Doors


Standing On The Shoulders Of Dwarves (2024)

01 - Standing On The Shoulders Of Dwarves
02 - You've Been Splodged
03 - Happy As A Pig In Shit
04 - I've Fallen Down A Hole
05 - Mavis Davis
06 - TV Screen
07 - Lemons
08 - A Close Shave
09 - Bar Snacks
10 - Wanna Be Your Frog
11 - Plasticine
12 - Isubaleen
13 - Nickerty Nackerty Nu
14 - Bingo Calling
15 - Stuff
16 - Tubular Smells

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