Schlong

Schlong first came into being around 1988, cropping up in the same Oakland County area that Operation Ivy used to haunt. The band performed in that area often, mostly at warehouse parties under various names. The name Schlong did not appear until sometime later, taken from the name of a cat the band saw often. They eventually released their first record in 1996, Punk Side Story, a drunken punk rock version of West Side Story, and promptly disappeared after the release. A collection of singles followed the next year, but the band was unofficially disbanded at that point, and has not appeared since the mid-'90s.

Limp 7'' (1991)

01 - Regular Day

02 - No More Cheese

03 - Life Sucks, But Money's Cool

Squatting On The Pot EP (1991)

01 - Christidgerator

02 - Bong Hit

03 - Rats

04 - The Trilogy

05 - Rainy Days And Mondays

06 - Arsurfing

07 - Shattered Life

08 - Sore Thumb

09 - Human Nature

Waxy Yellow Buildup (1992)

01 - Teddy Bear Picnic

02 - Don't Mind Me, I've Got Jock Itch

03 - Earwax

04 - Killer Hippo

05 - Lasted Long

06 - Ploppo

07 - 3

08 - Fleabite

09 - Phlegm

10 - Cream Bush Oceanspray

11 - Mustard Slip

12 - It Sucks To Be Fucked By Jesus

13 - New Pieces (Concerto In Chicken)

14 - Nose Pick

15 - The New National Anthem

16 - Good Question

17 - Blatant Shitty

18 - The Kitchen Stink

19 - Schlong

20 - Whatever It Takes

21 - Tequila Welcher

22 - Surf Meat

Poop Loops EP (1994)

01 - Poop Loops Vs. Barney

02 - Comfortably Numb

03 - Sunshine On My Shoulders

04 - Moon River

05 - Piss In My Face

06 - Poop Loops Vs. Ultraman

07 - Poop Loops Vs. Barry Manilow

08 - Gambling

09 - Killing Rock And Roll

10 - Waltzing Matilda

11 - Poop Loops Vs. Nancy Kerrigan

Punk Side Story (1995)

01 - Prologue

02 - Jet Song

03 - Something's Coming

04 - Dance At The Gym

05 - Maria

06 - America

07 - Tonight

08 - Gee Officer Krupke

09 - I Feel Pretty

10 - One Hand One Heart

11 - Quintet

12 - The Rumble

13 - Somewhere

14 - Cool

15 - A Boy Like That/I Have A Love

16 - Finale

Fish Booty (1995)

01 - Mighty Dork And The Power Livers

02 - Ass Me Tomorrow Butt, Don't Tell Me You Love Me

03 - Piss In My Face

04 - Little Green Banana

05 - Kid Charlemagne

06 - 3333

07 - Days Of Our Livers

08 - Bogey In My Butt

09 - Little Splooge

10 - Kegs Of Alcatel

11 - Tuna Asserole

12 - Pillage

13 - Tulsa

14 - Fistfull Of Pancreas

15 - Poop Tart

The Unessential Schlong (1996)

01 - Regular Day

02 - No More Cheese

03 - Life Sucks, But Money's Cool

04 - Martian Hop

05 - Pooploops Vs. Barney

06 - Comfortably Numb

07 - Sunshine On My Shoulder

08 - Moon River

09 - Piss In My Face

10 - Pooploops Vs. Ultraman

11 - Pooploops Vs. Barry Manilow

12 - The Gambling Channel

13 - Killing Rocknroll

14 - Waltzing Matilda

15 - Pooploops Vs. Nancy Kerrigan

16 - The Saga Of Geof's Feet

17 - Pi

18 - 333

19 - Crapper

20 - Sludgefarmer Ballet

21 - I Wanna Scratch My Butt

22 - Gimme A Fuckin' Beer

23 - Phone Me, Bone Me

24 - Shit, Shit

25 - Kitty Kat

26 - Epidemic

27 - Just The Same Way

28 - Pickin' Up The Soap

29 - Will You Go Out With My Mom?

30 - Second Hand News

The Essential Schlong (2000)

01 - Christidgerator

02 - Bong Hit

03 - Rats

04 - The Trilogy

05 - Rainy Days And Mondays

06 - Arsurfing

07 - Shattered Life

08 - Sore Thumb

09 - Human Nature

10 - The Big Hurry

11 - Fairy Circus

12 - Shit For Brains

13 - 33

14 - Night Kitchen

15 - Hangin' On The Telephone

16 - Heartbreaker

17 - More Plastic

18 - Teddy Bear Picnic

19 - Don't Mind Me I've Got Jock Itch

20 - Earwax

21 - Killer Hippo

22 - Ploppo

23 - 3

24 - Fleabite

25 - Cream Bush Ocean Spray

26 - Mustard Slip

27 - It Sucks To Be Fucked By Jesus

28 - New Pieces (Concerto In Chicken)

29 - Nosepick

30 - The New National Anthem

31 - Good Question

32 - Blatant Shitty

33 - Kitchen Stink

34 - Schlong

35 - Whatever It Takes

36 - Tequilla Welcher

37 - Surf Meat

Schlong & One Eye Open

Limpted Diption O Round Bout Too Taozind (1996)

Schlong:

01 - Reality

02 - Goodbye To Romance

03 - Pisstoy In The Sky

04 - Round 'N' Round

05 - Any Major Dude

06 - Open Arms

07 - Petticoat Hillbilly Breakup

08 - Oh Sue

09 - Dirty Work

10 - Dick Turtle, Space Pirate

One Eye Open:

11 - James Brown

12 - Unknown Stuntperson

13 - Simply Aborigine

14 - Chicken Fat

15 - Grim Grinning Ghosts

16 - Cars

17 - Down Wid Su Fess

18 - Card Shuckle

19 - Fred Fight

20 - Diamonds & Crust

21 - Yor Pappy's Dern T'na

22 - One Eye Open

23 - Webb/Grim Grindcore Ghosts

24 - Silly Love Songs

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