Peter & The Test Tube Babies

Peter And The Test Tube Babies are a Punk Rock band that was formed in the small town of Peacehaven, England in 1978 by Del Strangefish and Peter Bywaters. Due to their humorous tongue-in-cheek lyrics, they have been considered part of the Punk Pathetique subgenre. Peter and the Test Tube Babies were first featured in Sounds magazine in July 1980, and after a John Peel Radio One session, made their vinyl debut on the Brighton compilation album Vaultage 78. They played at festivals including the 11th Antifest in 2005. They also had two songs on the Oi! compilation Oi! the Album in that same year. They favoured absurd lyrics and strange titles, such as "The Queen Gives Good Blow Jobs". In 1982, they covered the chart-topping Gary Glitter hit "I'm the Leader of the Gang (I Am)" on their album Pissed and Proud. When the band is not touring, Peter Bywaters offers personal English as a second language tuition on a live-in basis at his home in Brighton. Del Strangefish currently hosts a Punk Rock Radio Show every Wednesday between 4 - 5pm GMT on Brighton and Hove Community Radio. The band continues to perform to the current day (2013). Their polished, professional live show is in contrast to the non-serious nature of their lyrics.

Banned From The Pubs 7'' (1981)

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Moped Lads

03 - Peacehaven Wild Kids

CD 01 - Pissed & Proud (1982):

01 - Moped Lads

02 - Banned From The Pubs

03 - Elvis Is Dead

04 - Up Yer Bum

05 - Smash 'N' Grab

06 - Run Like Hell

07 - Shit Stirrer

08 - Intensive Care

09 - Keep Britain Untidy

10 - Transvestite

11 - Maniac

12 - Disco

13 - I'm The Leader Of The Gang (Gary Glitter)

CD 02 - Rarities (2008):

01 - Elvis Is Dead (Rarities Vaultage '78)

02 - Tupperware Party (Johnny Clarke Demos)

03 - Keep Britain Untidy (Johnny Clarke Demos)

04 - I Lust For The Disgusting Things In Life (Johnny Clarke Demos)

05 - T.Q.G.G.B.J.'s (Johnny Clarke Demos)

06 - Moped Lads (Radio Session)

07 - Beat Up The Mods (Radio Session)

08 - Elvis Is Dead (Radio Session)

09 - Maniac (Radio Session)

10 - Intensive Care (Oi! The Album)

11 - Wanna Rob A Bank (Oi! The Album)

12 - Transvestite (Carry On Oi!)

13 - Maniac (Carry On Oi!)

14 - Banned From The Pubs (1st No Future Single)

15 - Moped Lads (1st No Future Single)

16 - Peacehaven Wild Kids (1st No Future Single)

17 - Run Like Hell (2nd No Future Single)

18 - Up Yer Bum (2nd No Future Single)

Mating Sound Of South American Frogs (1983)

01 - September Part 1

02 - Guest List

03 - One Night Stand

04 - Let's Burn

05 - The Jinx

06 - Blown Out Again

07 - Wimpeez

08 - Eastern Bank Holiday '83

09 - No Invitation

10 - Pissed Punks (Go For It)

11 - Never Made It

12 - September Part 2

Journey To The Centre Of Johnny Clarke's Head (1984)

01 - The Journey Begins

02 - Who The Hell Is Jolly?

03 - What's Up With Trapper Records?

04 - Go For It

05 - Banned From The Pubs

06 - From The Heart

07 - T.Q.G.G.B.J's

08 - Go To The Garage Mate

09 - The Golden Voice Beckons You

10 - Elvis Is Dead

11 - Wimpies Are Shit

12 - Reggae Meets Le Punk Movement

13 - Tupperware Party

14 - Skin One Up Ralph

15 - Keep Britain Untidy

16 - Who The Hell Is Jolly Pt 2

17 - All About Johnny

18 - Time To Go Home

Rotting In The Fart Sack EP (1985)

01 - Ten Deadly Sins

02 - Rotting In The Fart Sack

03 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Single Version)

04 - Boozanza (Single Version)

05 - Alcohol

The Loud Blaring Punk Rock (1985)

01 - Oral Annie

02 - We're Too Drunk

03 - Pick Yer Nose (And Eat It)

04 - Vicars

05 - Snakebite

06 - I Lust For The Disgusting Things In Life

07 - Tupperware Party

08 - Breast Cancer

09 - T.Q.G.G.B.J's

10 - Student Wankers

11 - Big Mouth

12 - Child Molester

13 - Porno Queen

14 - Being Sick

15 - Excuses

16 - Beat Up The Mods

17 - Get 'em In (And Get 'em Off)

18 - Rock 'N' Roll Is Shit

Soberphobia (1986)

01 - Keys To The City

02 - Louise

03 - Spirit Of Keith Moon

04 - Allergic To Life

05 - All About Love

06 - He's On The Whiskey

07 - Boozanza

08 - Every Time I See Her

09 - Ghost In My Bedsit

10 - Every Second Counts

The Best Of Peter And The Test Tube Babies (1988)

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Moped Lads

03 - Run Like Hell

04 - Up Yer Bum

05 - Elvis Is Dead

06 - Maniac

07 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

08 - September Part 2

09 - Wimpeez

10 - Jinx

11 - Blown Out Again

12 - Keys To The City

13 - Louise Wouldn't Like It

14 - Every Second Counts

The $hit Factory (1990)

01 - I Just Can't Wait

02 - Toy Boy

03 - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

04 - F.L.M.

05 - I'd Rather Jack

06 - When I Fall In Love

07 - Love In The First Degree

08 - Harder I Try

09 - Hand On Your Heart

10 - Venus

11 - Especially For You

12 - Never Gonna Give You Up

13 - Too Many Broken Hearts

14 - Who's Leaving Who

Live And Loud!! (1990)

01 - Keep Britain Untidy
02 - Boozanza
03 - Every Second Count
04 - Spirit Of Keith Moon
05 - Guest List
06 - Goodbye Forever
07 - Blown Out Again
08 - Ghost In My Bedsit
09 -Maniac
10 - Banned From The Pubs
11 - Elvis Is Dead
12 - September Pt. 3.
13 - Moped Lads
14 - Vicars

Cringe (1991)

01 - Theme From Cringe

02 - Cringe

03 - Shit British Tour

04 - The Gardener

05 - Launch 'Em Now

06 - Reality Calling

07 - The Man Who Did Nothing

08 - Bare Necessities

09 - Weekend Warrior

10 - V.D.U. Head

11 - Shit At It

12 - There's A Penis On My Shoulder

13 - Tuinal Shuffle

14 - Goodbye Forever

15 - Latent Psychosis

16 - Theme From Cringe (Revisited)

17 - Riot

18 - Yakety Sax+March Of The Gladiators

Totally Test Tubed (1994)

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Moped Lads

03 - Peacehaven Wild Kids

04 - Maniac

05 - Transvestite

06 - Elvis Is Dead (Live)

07 - I Lust For The Disgusting Things

08 - The Queen Gives Good Blow Jobs

09 - Run Like Hell

10 - Up Yer Bum

11 - Vicars Wank Too (Live)

12 - The Jinx

13 - Trapper Ain't Got A Bird

14 - Blown Out Again

15 - Never Made It

16 - Pissed Punks (Go For It)

17 - Spirit Of Keith Moon

18 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

19 - Keys To The City

20 - Louise Wouldn't Like It

21 - Every Second Counts

22 - All About Love

23 - September (Part 2)

Supermodels (1995)

01 - Supermodels
02 - Giving Up Drinking
03 - Shake My World
04 - Mr. Mortage
05 - U Bore Me
06 - Temptation
07 - Jetsetter
08 - Love Is Dead
09 - Crying In The Snow
10 - Dog Society
11 - Chasing Shadows
12 - Bad Loser
13 - Let's Do Lunch
14 - Spacecake
15 - Busy Doing Nothing

Schwein Lake Live (1995)

01 - Supermodels
02 - Giving Up Drinking
03 - The Jinx
04 - Never Made It
05 - Vicars Wank Too
06 - Student Wankers
07 - Shake My World
08 - Transvestite
09 - Banned From The Pubs
10 - Busy Doing Nothing
11 - Run Like Hell
12 - Spirit Of Keith Moon
13 - Alcohol
14 - Elvis Is Dead
15 - Maniac
16 - Blown Out Again
17 - September
18 - Leader Of The Gang

The Punk Singles Collection (1996)

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Moped Lads

03 - Peacehaven Wild Kids

04 - Run Like Hell

05 - Up Yer Bum

06 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

07 - No Invitation (Single Version)

08 - Smash And Grab

09 - The Jinx (7' Version)

10 - Trapper Aint Got A Bird

11 - Wimpeez

12 - Never Made It (7' Version)

13 - Blown Out Again (Rehashed Mix)

14 - Rotting In The Fart Sack

15 - Ten Deadly Sins

16 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Single Version)

17 - Boozanza (Single Version)

18 - Alcohol

19 - Key To The City (7' Version)

20 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Live)

21 - The Jinx (Live)

22 - Run Like Hell (Live)

23 - Vicars Wank Too (Live)

Alien Pubduction (1998)

01 - Intro

02 - Sour Grapes

03 - Early Grave

04 - 1.4.7.1

05 - I'm Getting Pissed For Christmas (Feat. GBH)

06 - The Troublemakers

07 - Talk Show

08 - Why Bother?

09 - Bloody Mary

10 - Big Dissapointment

11 - Long Way From Home

12 - Meet You All In The All Night Offy

13 - The Nutter

14 - All In Her Head

15 - Legless

16 - Twenty Years

17 - Alien Pubduction

The Final Nail (2000)

01 - Blow Out Again

02 - Still Love The Pub

03 - Rob-A-Bank (Wanna)

04 - Banned From The Pubs

05 - Maniac

06 - The Man Who Did Nothing

07 - Supermodels

08 - Giving Up Drinking

09 - Transvestite

10 - The Nutter

11 - Talk Show

12 - Rock 'N' Roll Is Shit

13 - All About Love

14 - Shit British Tour

15 - Run Like Hell

16 - U Bore Me

17 - Easter Bank Holiday '83

18 - Pissed Punks

19 - Never Made It

20 - Shake My World

21 - Spirit Of Keith Moon

22 - Boozanza

23 - I'm Getting Pissed For Xmas (Feat. G.B.H.)

24 - The Jinx

The Best Of Peter & The Test Tube Babies (2001)

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Intensive Care

03 - U Bore Me

04 - Jinx

05 - Blown Out Again

06 - Disco

07 - Pissed Punks (Go For It)

08 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

09 - All About Love

10 - Legless

11 - I'm Getting Pissed For Christmas

12 - Sour Kids

13 - Alien Production

14 - Moped Lads

15 - Peacehaven Wild Kids

16 - Run Like Hell

17 - Up Yer Bum

18 - Trapper Ain't Got A Bird

19 - Wimpeez

20 - Key To The City

21 - Supermodels

22 - September, Pt. 2

A Foot Full Of Bullets (2005)

01 - My Unlucky Day

02 - Driven To Beers

03 - Minor Celebrity

04 - Ye Olde Pub Rocker

05 - Haves And Have Nots

06 - Smiling Through The Tears

07 - Foot Full Of Bullets

08 - The Mistress

09 - Distorted View

10 - Still Love The Pub

11 - Traffic Jam Man

12 - All About Love

Piss Ups (2012)

01 - Disco Inferno

02 - Where’s Captain Kirk

03 - Toy Boy

04 - Love In The First Degree

05 - Gay Bar

06 - Devil In Disguise

07 - When I Fall In Love

08 - Venus

09 - I Just Can’t Wait

10 - Busy Doing Nothing

11 - Especially For You

12 - Folsom Prison

13 - Ring Of Fire

14 - Bare Necessities

15 - Hocus Pokus

16 - Yakity Sax

The Punk Singles Collection (2014)

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Moped Lads

03 - Peacehaven Wild Kids

04 - Run Like Hell

05 - Up Yer Bum

06 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

07 - No Invitation (Single Version)

08 - Smash And Grab

09 - The Jinx (7'' Version)

10 - Trapper Ain't Got A Bird

11 - Wimpeez

12 - Never Made It (7'' Version)

13 - Blown Out Again (Rehashed Mix)

14 - Rotting In The Fart Sack

15 - Ten Deadly Sins

16 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Single Version)

17 - Boozanza (Single Version)

18 - Alcohol

That Shallot (2017)

01 - In Yer Face
02 - C U Next Tuesday
03 - None Of Your Fucking Business
04 - Wrong
05 - Silicone Beer Gut
06 - Youth Of Today
07 - Say What You Want
08 - Tramp Killer
09 - When Girlfriends Attack
10 - What Next
11 - Crap Californian Punk Band
12 - Honesty
13 - 17 Red
14 - Pissedenstein

The Albums 1982-87 (2018)

CD 01 - Pissed & Proud:

01 - Moped Lads

02 - Banned From The Pubs

03 - Elvis Is Dead

04 - Up Yer Bum

05 - Smash 'N' Grab Raid

06 - Run Like Hell

07 - Shit Stirrer

08 - Intensive Care

09 - Keep Britain Untidy

10 - Transvestite

11 - Maniac

12 - Disco

13 - Leader Of The Gang

CD 02 - Mating Sounds Of South American Frogs:

01 - September, Pt. 1

02 - Guest List

03 - One Night Stand

04 - Let's Burn

05 - The Jinx

06 - Blown Out Again

07 - Wimpeez

08 - Easter Bank Holiday '83

09 - No Invitation

10 - Pissed Punks (Go For It)

11 - Never Made It

12 - September, Pt. 2

CD 03 - Test Tube Rarities:

01 - Elvis Is Dead

02 - Tupperware Party

03 - Keep Britain Untidy

04 - I Lust For The Disgusting Things In Life

05 - T.Q.G.G.B.J'.S

06 - Moped Lads

07 - Beat Up The Mods

08 - Elvis Is Dead

09 - Maniac

10 - Intensive Care

11 - Rob A Bank (Wanna)

12 - Transvestite

13 - Maniac

14 - Banned From The Pubs

15 - Moped Lads

16 - Peacehaven Wild Kids

17 - Run Like Hell

18 - Up Yer Bum

19 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

20 - No Invitation (Single Version)

21 - Smash & Grab

22 - The Jinx

23 - Trapper Ain't Got A Bird

24 - The Jinx (12' Re-Mix)

25 - Trapper Ain't Gotta Bird (Dub)

26 - Blown Out Again (Re-Hashed Mix)

CD 04 - The Loud Blaring Punk Rock:

01 - Oral Annie

02 - We're Too Drunk

03 - Pick Yer Nose (And Eat It)

04 - Vicars Wank Too

05 - Snakebite

06 - I Lust For The Disgusting Things In Life

07 - Tupperware Party

08 - Breast Cancer

09 - T.Q.G.G.B. J's

10 - Student Wankers

11 - Big Mouth

12 - Child Molester

13 - Porno Queen

14 - Being Sick

15 - Excuses

16 - Beat Up The Mods

17 - Get 'Em In (And Get 'Em Off)

18 - Rock & Roll Is Shit

CD 05 - Rotting In The Fart Sack:

01 - Ten Deadly Sins

02 - Rotting In The Fart Sack

03 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Single Version)

04 - Boozanza (Single Version)

05 - Alcohol

06 - Wimpeez (Single Version)

07 - Never Made It (Single Version)

08 - Key To The City (12'' Version)

09 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Live)

10 - The Jinx (Live)

11 - Run Like Hell (Live)

12 - Vicars Wank Too (Live)

CD 06 - Soberphobia:

01 - Key To The City

02 - Louise Wouldn't Like It

03 - Spirit Of Keith Moon

04 - Allergic To Life

05 - All About Love

06 - He's On The Whiskey (Watch Out)

07 - Boozanza

08 - Everytime I See Her

09 - Ghost In My Bedsit

10 - Every Second Counts

Fuctifano (2020)

01 - Liver's Lament
02 - Facebook Loser
03 - Hell To Pay
04 - Cydrated
05 - Saturday Dad
06 - Gravy Train
07 - Ain't Missing Her Yet
08 - Wanker
09 - Small Victories
10 - Punched Awake
11 - Tales Of The Bleedin' Obvious
12 - Screwed Down
13 - Queen Of Fucking Everything
14 - Liver's Lament (Reprise)

Radio & Studio Rarities 78-81 (2021)

01 - Elvis Is Dead (Vaultage 78 LP Comp.)

02 - Tupperware Party (Johnny Clarke Demos)

03 - Keep Britain Untidy (Johnny Clarke Demos)

04 - I Lust For The Disgusting Things In Life (Johnny Clarke Demos)

05 - T.Q.G.G.B.J.'s (Johnny Clarke Demos)

06 - Intensive Care (Oi! The Album LP Comp.)

07 - Rob A Bank (Wanna) (Oi! The Album LP Comp.)

08 - Moped Lads (Radio Session)

09 - Beat Up The Mods (Radio Session)

10 - Elvis Is Dead (Radio Session)

11 - Maniac (Radio Session)

12 - Transvestite (Carry On Oi!! LP Comp.)

13 - Maniac (Carry On Oi!! LP Comp.)

Mother's Little Helper (Single) (2023)

01 - Mother's Little Helper

Keep Britain Untidy (Live) (2023)

01 - Moped Lads

02 - Keep Britain Untidy

03 - Boozanza

04 - Run Like Hell

05 - The Jinx

06 - Shit British Tour

07 - Never Made It

08 - (Spirit Of) Keith Moon

09 - Talk Show

10 - Maniac

11 - Banned From Pubs

The Complete Singles (2024)

CD 01:

01 - Banned From The Pubs

02 - Moped Lads

03 - Peaceheaven Wild Kids

04 - Run Like Hell

05 - Up Yer Bump

06 - Zombie Creeping Flesh

07 - No Invatation

08 - Smash & Grab (Studio Version)

09 - The Jinx

10 - Trapper Ain't Got A Bird

11 - The Jinx (12'' Remix)

12 - Trapper Ain't Got A Bird (Dub)

13 - Blown Out Again (Rehashed Mix)

14 - Ten Deadly Sins

15 - Rotting In The Fart Sack

16 - Sirit Of Keith Moon

17 - Boozanza

18 - Alcohol

19 - Wimpeez

20 - Never Made It

CD 02:

01 - Key To The City

02 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Live)

03 - The Jinx (Live)

04 - Run Like Hell (Live)

05 - Vicars Wank Too (Live)

06 - Key To The City (12'' Version)

07 - Lousie Wouldn't Like It

08 - When I Fall In Love

09 - Toy Boy

10 - Supermodels

11 - U-Bore-Me

12 - Shake The World

13 - Fuck The Millennium

14 - Still Love The Pub

15 - I'm Getting Pissed For Christmas

16 - A Foot Full Of Bullets

17 - Smilling Through The Years

18 - Youth Of Today

19 - The Twitter Song

20 - Crap Californian Punk Band

THANX for PiPi Aa MaN!

Why Don't We Do It In The Road 7''  (2024)

01 - Why Don't We Do It In The Road

02 - Bike

The Albums 1990-98 (2025)

CD 01 - The $hit Factory:

01 - I Just Can't Wait

02 - Toy Boy

03 - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now

04 - F.L.M.

05 - I'd Rather Jack

06 - When I Fall In Love

07 - Love In The First Degree

08 - The Harder I Try

09 - Hand On Your Heart

10 - Venus

11 - Especially For You

12 - Never Gonna Give You Up

13 - Too Many Broken Hearts

14 - Who's Leaving Who

CD 02 - Cringe:

01 - Theme From Cringe

02 - Cringe

03 - Shit British Tour

04 - The Gardener

05 - Launch 'Em Now

06 - Reality Calling

07 - The Man Who Did Nothing

08 - Bare Necessities

09 - Weekend Warrior

10 - V.D.U. Head

11 - Shit At It

12 - There's A Penis On My Shoulder

13 - Tuinal Shuffle

14 - Goodbye Forever

15 - Latent Psychosis

16 - Theme From Cringe (Revisited)

17 - Riot (Bonus)

18 - Yakety Sax / March Of The Gladiators (Bonus)

CD 03 - Supermodels:

01 - Supermodels

02 - Giving Up Drinking

03 - Shake My World

04 - Mr. Mortgage

05 - U Bore Me

06 - Temptation

07 - Jetsetter

08 - Love Is Dead

09 - Crying In The Snow

10 - Dog Soceity

11 - Chasing Shadows

12 - Bad Loser

13 - Let's Do Lunch

14 - Spacecake

15 - Busy Doing Nothing

CD 04 - Schwein Lake Live:

01 - Supermodels (Live)

02 - Giving Up Driving (Live)

03 - The Jinx (Live)

04 - Never Made It (Live)

05 - Vicars Wank Too (Live)

06 - Student Wankers (Live)

07 - Shake My World (Live)

08 - Transvestite (Live)

09 - Banned From The Pubs (Live)

10 - Busy Doing Nothing (Live)

11 - Run Like Hell (Live)

12 - Spirit Of Keith Moon (Live)

13 - Alcohol (Live)

14 - Elvis Is Dead (Live)

15 - Maniac (Live)

16 - Blown Out Again (Live)

17 - September (Live)

18 - Leader Of The Gang (Live)

CD 05 - Alien Pubduction:

01 - Sour Grapes

02 - Early Grave

03 - 1.4.7.1

04 - I'm Getting Pissed For Christmas

05 - The Troublemakers

06 - Talk Show

07 - Why Bother?

08 - Bloody Mary

09 - Big Disappointment

10 - Long Way From Home

11 - Meet You At The All Night Offy

12 - The Nutter

13 - All In Her Head

14 - Legless

15 - Twenty Years

16 - Alien Production

17 - Fuck The Millennium (Bonus)

18 - Still Love The Pub (Bonus)

Peter & The Test Tube Babies & Reazione

Very Disaster!!! (2011)

Peter & The Test Tube Babies:

01 - Youth Of Today

02 - The Twitter Song

03 - Minor Celebrity

04 - Mr. Mortgage

05 - Shake My World

06 - Spacecake

Reazione:

07 - Dam Da Bev

08 - Dr. Alex (The Oppressed Music)

09 - Andiamo In Tour

10 - Lovely Dream

11 - Regime Democratico

12 - Adesso Basta!

13 - Welcome To The Show

Peter & The Test Tube Babies & Penny Cocks
Split 7'' (2012)

01 - Peter & The Test Tube Babies - Youth Of Today

02 - Peter & The Test Tube Babies - The Twitter Song

03 - Penny Cocks - Down The Underground

04 - Penny Cocks - Playing With Fire

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