Mystik Motorcycles

French band Mystik Motorcycles seems to love Glam Punk - if fashion is anything to go by. Lead singer/guitarist Rondelius Gordon sings in English while his bandmates get hyper, a la the dirt and glitter of the 70's and 80's music scenes. Established in 2001, Mystik Motorcycles is reminiscent of The New York Dolls at 45 RPM, with its own Garage Rock delivery. Tunes about burlesque girls ("Jiggly Tassels"), obnoxious blond groupies ("Platinum Blah Blah Blah"), and musically untalented bands ("Empathy") blend bouncy melodies with high energy.

Fuck Off And Die! (2003)

01 - Whipped Cream

02 - I Wanna Sex Your Mama

03 - Born To Rock

04 - Pussycat

05 - (For Ever) Mystik Motorcycles

06 - Bad Boys Black Leather

07 - All I Need

08 - Hot 16

09 - Slave 4 Me

10 - Glam For Fame

Twice Harda Twice Fasta (2005)

01 - Attitude Arrogance Fucker

02 - Twice Harda Twice Fasta

03 - Oh My God Lise Mary

04 - Models N' Champagne

05 - Fuck The Bar A Thym

06 - Sex Junk

07 - Where The Party's At

08 - Remember Black Member

09 - Girlschool

10 - I Just Wanted You To Cry

Gay L.A. Music! (2009)

01 - Gay L.A. Music?

02 - Ooh La La

03 - Natural Born Poser

04 - Rose Pink

05 - Hunglist #1

06 - 36DD

07 - Love Me

08 - Satin Tokyo Teen

09 - Ba Ba Ba Babey

10 - You Really Shouldn't Drink

11 - Bite And Scratch

12 - Pool Party

Rock & Roll Died In Paris (2010)

01 - Animal Roar

02 - Catwoman Suit

03 - Dawn Freaks

04 - Domination Time

05 - Friday Baby

06 - Look At You

07 - Marathon Girl

08 - Mean Misses Bwitch

09 - Nobody's Man But Yours

10 - OK

11 - Platinum Blah Blah Blah

12 - Rock & Roll Died In Paris

13 - She's Not She

Dress To Impress (2010)

01 - Jukebox Guru

02 - Hey You By The DJ Booth

03 - Birthday Cake

04 - Bubbles Are Going To My Head

05 - Funny Boy

06 - Harem Anthem

07 - Hired Boy Toy

08 - I Juz Can't Stop Dancing With You

09 - Jiggly Tassels

10 - L.I.L.I.E.

11 - Marked For Love

12 - My Left Intellectual

13 - Sapphire At The Saphir

Infantile Fixation (2013)

01 - Brutal Teens

02 - Gay Cops Couple Patrol

03 - Fans Offense

04 - Empathy

05 - Newton Darling

06 - Over Zero

07 - Get The Couch

08 - Come On Up

09 - Our Cheap Rebellion

10 - Riviera

11 - James Cunt

12 - I Don't Like People

13 - Night Out Cry Out

14 - Bed Creaks

15 - What You Eat

16 - No Cool

Decorum (2016)

01 - Mock Execution

02 - Theatrics

03 - Foresee The Pain

04 - Decorum

05 - Such A Fraud

06 - Make Up Break Up

07 - Shower Thoughts

08 - B.I.B.

09 - Leatherette

10 - All My Fucked Up Love

11 - Sucker Wave

12 - Blinders Off

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