The Antics!

In the earlier months of 2002, 3 smelly Punks rose from a lump of dried semen which was crusted to the toilet seat in a washroom of the Toronto shithole Q-Bar, to become... The Antics! Protested by whiney PC weiners in their own city, the trio spread their rampage of sex-fused Street Punk to other realms of the globe. There they were able to find more whiney PC weiners who would protest their shinnanigans... Luckily for them, for every poop-pirating hippy, there were 2 or 3 drunk assholes looking for trouble... It would be with these hosts that this infection could spread. With guitar riffs stolen from bands before them, and lyrics copied off bathroom-stall poetry, these 3 creepy bastards wander the globe in the never-ending quest for more beer and sex... Now armed with an army of drunk punks and underage girls, they are capable of inflicting more harm than ever. Watch your beer, watch your girlfriends, watch your daughters, watch your assholes... Here are... 

The Antics!

Six Songs For Sick Fucks (2002)

01 - Screaming For Her Life

02 - Another One Lost

03 - The Antics!

04 - That's A Wrap

05 - Blond Hair, Blue Eyes

06 - It Will Catch Up To You

07 - Rules And Regulations

08 - Outro

Two Rexs And A Sexist (2004)

01 - The Antics!

02 - Sex Executive

03 - Weapons Of Ass Destruction

04 - Canadian Celebrity Hockey Stick War

05 - Hey Slut Girl

06 - Drag Queens

07 - Generation Intoxication

08 - Friday Night

09 - What's A Boy To Do

10 - No Class Hooker

11 - Too Bad For You

12 - Cheap Whore

13 - Little Iraqi Girl

14 - Ugly, Fat, Drunk And Horny

15 - Live And Regret

16 - Dead City

Here We Go Again... (2005)

01 - Here We Go Again

02 - Proctolygist From Uranus

03 - React

04 - Loose Nut Louie

05 - That Girl Is Venom

06 - Sara Is A Prostitute

07 - Bring Back The Youth

08 - Coathanger Abortion

09 - Handjob Horrors

10 - My Ex Is A Nazi

11 - Losers

12 - Social Disease

13 - Hung Like A Horse

14 - Bitter Boy

15 - Feminist Nazi

16 - Won't Go Down

17 - Who's The Dumbass Now

18 - Blister-Bater

19 - Girls

20 - Screaming For Her Life

21 - Herpes Lasts Forever

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